Cambria: (about our campfire dinner) I will always remember this night . . . (takes a bite of Kai's cheddar wurts sausage) but this I will forget, yuck!
Kai: That is the coolest new bike seat! (Kiera's princess bike seat brke off and when we got a new one, let's just say it didn't match the whole princess theme- we were afraid she would hate it.)
Kiera: Yeah, I know! It looks like batman!
Kiera: Mom, everyone who was nice to me in primary is getting a real live monkey!
Me: A real monkey?! Is that your thank you gift?
K: yes.
Me: Where will you get them?
Kiera: The jungle of course.
Cambria: Me and Kiera are going to be jungle girls when we grow up. We'll get married and tell our husbands we are moving to the jungle, not a house or a hotel and we wont wear underwear, only leaves.
Kiera: (rolling her eyes) And I will have to sew her clothes everyday.
Kiera: Jungle girls don't live any more do they?
Me: I think so . . .
Kiera: but even if they don't me and Cambria are going to be them anyway!
Me: Oops, I'm sorry did I bump your face?
K:(sweetly) Yeah, it's okay, just don't ever do it again.
K:What's this?
Me: It called plaster of paris (sp?). It's a dinosaur mold.
K: Can i hear it like a seashell (holds it to her ear ) oh! I hear Paris people talking . . . and a T-Rex!
Me: I'm going to start calling you "band-aid." That is your new name.
K:The Prince won't like that name. ( I don't know what prince she is referring to.)
Me: Well, he needs to know that you use a lot of band aids. I will tell him, Prince . . .
Kiera: (cutting me off) NOoooooooo!
Me: Okay, if you go brush your teeth right now I won't tell the prince about your band aid obsession.
Me: Hmm, those eggs are not the best.
K: Shhh! You'll hurt their feelings!
Me: Did you brush your teeth?
K: (shakes head yes) Shake, shake, shake, butter, butter, butter, brush, brush, brush!
Grammy: Kiera don't you want to try and go to sleep?
Kiera: hmmmm, do I want to go to sleep? hmmmm, do I want to go to sleep? . . . .hmmmm, that is a good question?
Me: (whispered) Sleep good, okay.
Bubba: (whispered) okay.
Seen: Bubba giving knuckles to 5 month old Justus.
Me: Every time I ride in this elevator I get light headed.
Cambria: (look of surprise- lifts up hair from over my ear) Let me see!
Me: Cassidy, I am afraid Kiera has come down with the chicken pox.
Kiera: And then I will jump out and say
"Cock -a -doodle-doo!"August
Kiera: I hate this new timer because you always set it for 5 minutes!
Me: I know, I love this new timer!
Kiera: Well I hate it! It is such like a naughty word!
Cambria: I wonder who thought of a unicorn.
Kiera: (Yelling down the hall) Jesus made them!
Cambria: Mermaid an satisfaction! (giggling) Uh, I can't believe I just id that! I don't even know what it means!
Kiera: Dad wants me to help him get water but my legs are all tingly and you know how that feels . . . you can't really walk.
me: EW! Your feet are all black from walking in the garage!
Kiera: They look like burned cookies. Every time I see them I want to eat them!
Our Friend Jodi sent us home from her house with two goldfish: Chanel and Princess.
Kiera: Cambria, isn't having a pet great!
Cambria: Yeah, this is even better than having a horse!